I jinxed myself. I was feeling so good about not having to deal with ants anywhere but the kitchen and what do I wake up with at 7am? An ant! No, not a little baby tiny pip-squeek kind we're all ever so used to...a BIG one.
We have those here. Very, very large black ants. Some of them even have wings (but those are bigger - about an inch long...) This ant was so big, Mike grossed out when he smushed him between his fingers. (Keep in mind we were still half-asleep).And yes, he washed his hands.
I the words of Gabe: "Ooooh, brudder..."
At least it wasn't a giant red ant!!!